Riddle SMS Messages

 Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

→ Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!

→ The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

→ The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?

→ no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!

→ Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.

→ If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?

→ When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
→ Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
→ How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
→ Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
→ How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
→ If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
→ What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !


→ Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...


→ If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?


→ What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?


→ When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?


→ What is the velocity of the darkness ?


→ Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?


→ How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?


→ When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?


→ Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!


→ What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!


→ when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley


→ Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!


→ Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.


→ Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.


→ How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite


→ It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!


→ When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.


→ Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.


→ Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.


→ Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.


→ Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.


→ Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.


→ Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.


→ What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.


→ Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.


→ The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.


→ What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside


→ It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big


→ What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.


→ What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.


→ why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets


→ How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.


→ Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.


→ It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge


→ What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!


→ Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!


→ Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.


→ Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.


→ Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.


→ Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.


→ What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.



→ Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.


→ Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke


→ If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?


→ When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?


→ When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?


→ When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?


→ Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."


→ The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?


→ One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?


→ How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?


→ How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!


→ Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?


→ Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?


→ What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.


→ Where are the first 6 up's ?


→ Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?


→ Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?


→ Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?


→ Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?


→ Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ?


→ Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?


→ why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?


→ What do the military do in a civil war ?


→ What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him


→ What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?


→ What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?


→ What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.


→ Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

ASCII SMS

”G(‘.’)(‘.’)D”
”M(‘.’)RNING”

Have A nice Din
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*~” Missing you “~*

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aaila ! Tum bhi

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U'n ME forever..
and of ever and more ever!
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Dont u more ever send to ME your picture again! u scared ME ton death!

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“HAPPY WINTER SEASON”

Enjoy the winter…!

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It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,
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SWEET HONEY!

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GOOD NITE
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SWEET DREAMZ!!!

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GOD BLESS YOU..
Have a nice and wonderful day.

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Have sweet Dreams.

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GOD BLESS YOU..
Have a nice and wonderful day.

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A very Sweet Mini,Pini &Tini
Wishing u many many returns of the day.
Happy BirthDay

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Have a nice Morning with best wishes
Have a good day

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Islamic SMS

☻“When all the doors seem to be closed
in front of you, look QURAAN…!
There will surely be a window opened
enlightening you with new hopes & GUIDANCE.

☻Verily, Allah does not look towards
your bodies nor towards your appearances.
But, he looks towards your hearts.

☻ISLAM is the University
WORLD is the Class room
QURAN is the Syllabus
MUHAMMAD (PBUH) is the Teacher
ALLAH is the Examiner
Try to pass the final Exam.
All The Best.

☻Happy Moments – PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments – WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments – TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment – THANK ALLAH

☻When problems are so big and
your strength is no longer enough
to carry them, don’t give up
Coz where your strength ends,
the grace of ALLAH begins.



☻Best cosmetic for the lips is truth,
For the voice is prayer,
For the eyes is pity,
For the hands is charity,
and
for the heart is care

Always keep these in your beauty box(heart)


☻Once Hazrat Moosa (A.S) asked ALLAH
O ALLAH what you do when you’re happy?
ALLAH said: When I’m happy, I make it rain
Hazrat Moosa (A.S) asked again when you are much more happier then?
ALLAH said: I send guests
Hazrat Moosa (A.S) then asked what you do when you’re happy the most?
ALLAH replied: I create daughters!

☻The Shortest Distance between
a Problem and it’s Solution is
the Distance between your Knees
and the Floor. The one who Kneels
to Allah (Ta’Ala) can Stand Up to Anything.

☻Always ask Allah for help because He is:
our Savior in times of grief
Responder to every pray
Consoler in times of anxiety&
Refuge wen all support is exhausted.

☻Life is Test,
Islam is best,
Namaz is must,
Aakhrat is for rest,
World is only dust,
If Quran is in chest,
nothing need next,
Obey ALLAH first.
Success will be next.


☻umma Is A Wonderful DAY
“To Pray”
“To Love”
“To Care”
“To Smile”
“To Relax”
And
“To Thank ALLAH”
For All He Gives To Us
Jumma Mubarak.

☻The most beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.

☻Those who joyfully leave everything in Allah’ hand,
will eventually see Allah’s hand everything..!
worries ends where faith begins..!



☻Do ordinary 4 Allah
he will do xtra ordinary 4 u,

Do natural 4 Allah
he’ll do supernatural 4 u,

Do possible 4 ALLAH
he’ll do impossible 4 u,


☻The Journey of life ¡s traveled only once!
so,
Make TAUBA For Past,
SHUKAR For Present
&
DUA For The Future
Bcz DUA ¡s The Only Element That Changes TAQDEER!

☻In happy moments, praise God.
In difficult moments, seek God.
In quite moments, worship God.
In painful moments, trust God.
In every moment, thanks God.
It is true God bless everyone in life
and fulfill everyone’s wishes



☻If you will carry on the way
guided by human,
you will find a HOPELESS END.

But if you will carry on the way
guided by Allah, you will find
an ENDLESS HOPE.



☻No life ever grows great until
it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined.
But no life is ever happy until
it is lived for the glory of God.
Keep the faith.

☻In God”s eyes, Love is never absent.
In God”s heart, forgiveness is never impossible.
In God”s embrace, no one is ever alone or forgotten.

☻A Group Of People
From My Ummah
Will Continue To Fight
In Defense Of Truth
And
Remain Triumphant Until
The Day Of Judgment.

☻Perfume yourselves
with the fragrance of
seeking forgiveness
lest the stench of sins pollute you.

☻When we pray, Allah hears more than we say,
HE answers more than we ask,
HE gives more than we imagine but,
In HIS own time, In HIS own way!
S0 wish you best of luck may ALLAH bless you always!.

Computer SMS

→ IT guy – (Asks worker) What do you have?
Daily Wage Construction Worker – …….stays * quite*
IT guy – I have Money, Name, Stock Options What do
you have?
Daily Wage Construction Worker – (Softly) I have work.

→ Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

→ A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage.

→ If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.

→ A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

→ To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

→ Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

→ Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

→ A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding.

→ Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.

→ Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.

→ A final word: I am not knowledgeable about the internet. I do not have a computer. I guess that at 74 years of age, I don't have the patience to learn.

→ As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.

→ If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

→ A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

→ Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.

→ Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.

→ All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.

→ And so every one of us in the FBI, I don't care if it's a file clerk someplace or an agent there or a computer specialist, understands that our main mission is to protect the public from another September 11, another terrorist attack.

→ Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

→ And then you start getting into the technical side of it and the aesthetic side and with those areas you can come up with new ways to visualise things, new ways to render and use the computer to make things look different and new and stuff like that.

→ There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.

→ Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

→ Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don't think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other.

→ There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!

→ Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.

→ Software is like entropy: It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics; i.e., it always increases.

Telugu SMS Jokes

→  Teacher: etraa kalyan geetha ni muddu adigavanta ollu ela undhi.

Kalyan: meere kada sir emayina kaavalantee geeta adagandi ani chepparu

→  Ramu : aa doctor nakili doctor ani yetlaa kanipettavu?
somu : kuttinchu kovadaaniki tailor dhukaanaaniki vellamannaaduraa

→  ramu : ye cake tinalemo thelusaa?

somu : theliyadum ledhuraa

ramu: Detergent Cake

→  Wife: Vinandi... Manam e varam motam Cinema chudam, aa taruvata varam shopping chedaam


Husband: Aa taruvata varam manam temple veldam

Wife: eduku?

Husband: Bicham adukovadaniki.

→  principal: write ur father name in english.

student: temple steps water king.

principal: are u joking

student: no sir, i am serious. my father name is GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU.

→  Dad: pakkanti ammaini chudara, 1st class lo pass ayindi......

son:Ala chudatum valle,nenu fail ayindi.

→  Father: entra mummy mounga kurchindi..?

Son: em ladu pappa mummy lipstic adigite fevistic ichanu anthe....

→  Teacher: elephant peddana? cheema peddana?

Student: Teacher meru date of birth chepithe evaru peddano chepochu!!!!

→  ram hotel ku veltdau
ram:barer oka coffee tesukara.
baraer:50/-sir
ram:ne bonda eduru shop lo 50ps antadu
barer:adi ne bonda adi xerox center adi xerox copy....hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa

→  dad:entira me mummy monanga kurchundi

son:mummy naku Lip stick adigindi nenu Fevi Stick ichanu..

→  ne kallu nemali kallu
ne mukku chilaka mukku
ne nadaka hamsa nadaka
ne palukulu kokila ganam


yameto okkati manisi polika ledhu. zoo ki try cheya

→  teacher:students in the final xms everybody should get 75% marks...
student:we r trying 4 100% sir!
teacher:r u joling?
student:nee yabba! joke evadra mundu start chesindi?

→  oka abbai valla nannatho antunnadu nanna nenu 10th pass aiethe naku yemisthav?
Nanna : Cycle Konisthanu. doctorni chestanu
Koduku : Mari Fail aiethe?
Nanna : Boledu Cycle tetchi estanu
Koduku : ???
Nanna : Cycle Mechanicni chestanu

→  teacher : Bhumipai oldest animal yedi?
student : Zeebra
teacher : yela?
Student : enka adi Black & White lone vundi

→  Teacher: Oray naga, shabda kaalushyam nivarinchalantey emcheyyali raa?
Naga(Student): Chevulu moosukovali saar.

→ Basha-1 subjt chadivithe anni subjts chadivi nattu Narasimha-athiga chadive aadadi athi ga copy kotte magadu pass ainatu charitra lo ledu. Baba-chadivindi gorantha chadavalsindi kondantha. shivaji-naanna pandule ipudu chaduvuthai simham xam roju chaduvutundi. Arunachalam-aa lecturer bhodhisthadu e arunachalam vini vadilesthadu. Sridhar-nuv chadavanidi exam lo rakunda podu chadivindi ennatiki gurturadu...

→ wife: abba endukandi na medadu thintaru

husband: cha urko e vvaryna chuste nijame anukuntaru, leni medadunu ela thintanu

→ A DEPRESSED ENGG STUDENT WENT 2 RAILWAY TRACK 4 SUCIDE. TRAIN IS COMING CLOSR & CLOSER BUT HE STUDENLY CAME OUT OF TRACK & SAID AMMO!!

REPU ASSIGNMENT

SUBMIT CHEYALI.

→ Mahamanthri: maharaja yuddaniki siddam avamani pakka deshapu raju sms pampadu. reply emani pampamanduru prabu..?
Maharaju: sms sending feild ani thippi pampu..!

→ College stating day
boy:ni peru enti .?
girl: nannu andaru "akka" ani pilustharu.
Boy: wow what a co incedent. Nannu andaru "bava" ani pilustharu.

→ Oka ammai undedi,
roju chusedi,
chusthu navvedi,
navvuthu pata paadedi,
paaduthu siggu padedi,
nenu anukunna prema ani,
tharuvatha thelisindi pichhidani...!

→ oka intlo kodalu atta godava padutuntaru pakkinti ayana vacchi era me vallu kotladutunte nuv evari pakka nilchuntavu goda pakka ra

→ Entha Jaali Gunde needhi.......
Naa kallu Nagnanga unnayani....
Prathi rooju Kanneti poralatho kapputhuntavu.

→ prema anedi pamu lantidi paditea aadutundi kadilistea kaatestundi aaaaaaaaa kshanam kosamea andaru eduruchustntaru punnami ratri vastea antea pandagea pandaga

→ kondaru dad avutaru andaru kaaleru kondaru mom avutaru andaru kaaleru kani andaru friends avutaru manalaga

→ Kurro.... Kurru....
Dora ipudu niku oka chakkani chukka chupista




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bagunda dora chukka.....

→ neemounamuto naku mata ravatamledu nee
choputho naku margam kanipinchuta ledu
yetu chuseena nee rupame prathikshanam
nee alochanale

→ chirunavvutho ahvaniste
chiti nundi lechi vasta
maru janmaku mata iste
ekshname maranista

→ Malligadu, Pilligadu & Sollugadu 3 Friends unnaru,
Malligadu 10th chaduvutunnadu,
Pilligadu Inter chaduvutunnadu &
Sollugadu e msg chaduvutunnadu.

→ kurro kurru
konda devara paluku.
unnadi unnattu seputanu.
nikosam sakkanisukka unnadi dora
kindasudu!


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sukka bagunda dora!

→ Navy lo job undi chestava...
salary: 50000...
job: em ledu epudaina ship agipothe dhigi thoyyali anthe..

→ w : Eamandi neanu miku okati cheputha kani tittodhu
H : cheppu
W : neanu eppudu garbavathi nandi
H : adi anadham mina visham kadha neanu eandhuku kodatha
W : emo nandi pelli kaka mundhu ma dad ki ela chepthenea kottaru
H : a..........

→ niku okati chupistha










cupistha annaga eandhuku mari
tiki tiki mani nokku thunav

→ pellam:pakkintaina vala bharyani cinemaki tisukavellaaru mari meeru unarenduku?
moguds:nenu tesulikelite bagundadu kadee
pellam"??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

→ latha:yemma! monna mee bharta baavilo padi chanipoyadataga?
rangamma:avunamma
latha:mari ippudu meeremichestunnaru?
rangamma:kulaai neru vaadukuntunnamu.

→ NINNU CHUDALANI ANIPINCHINAPUDU ADDHAM MUNDU NILUCHUNI PRATHIBIMBAANNI CHUSTHANU.
NI PERU VINALANI ANIPICHINAPPUDU NA GUNDE PU CHEYI VESI GUNDE CHAPPUDU VINTANU.
NI SPARSHA KAVALANI ANIPINCHINAPUDU CHIRUGALILO NILUCHONI CHETHULU CHACHI NANNU NENU HATTHUKUNTANU.
IDANTA...........

NIVU LEVANNA BRAMA KADU




NALO NIVU VUNNAVANNA DHEEMA...............

→ nedhrapattadam laydaaaa ???
Nedhra pattadaneke oka mantram Chebutha..ok ...
kanuku moosukone ...
*Om nedhra pattalayana mahaa
*Om Nedra Baga pattalyana mahaaa
*Om Nedhra Manchi kalalu ravalaynamaaaa
ane 10000 SarluJapenchali
appudu ... Nedhra potundhi
Chakkagaaa Cht Chesukovachu night antha
GUDNIG8

→ Prema goppadee!! Kani prema kanna jeevatham goppadi!!
Premani pradarshinchadaniki mundu jeevathanni therchi diddukovali,
Appudu okari gurunchi aalochinchadam prema kadhu
Maanasekanga alasipoinappudu gurthuku ravadam prema,
Aa gruthu ravadam lo haayee prema”””

→ ramu:oray railway lo jobs paddai ra salary vachi 40,000 ra pani emi undadhu..
ravi:pls ra naku oka application tesuko ra pls
ramu:sarle gani endho lo okka punch ichadu ra
ravi:emti ra adhi..
ramu:train light arinappudu patallu medha nuchi parigatti train ki dari chupinchalli ra... antha

→ Bommani giste kukkaindi,
daggariki velte bow bow andi,
sarle papam ani Biscuit veste adi tarmi tarmi karichindi

→ chala speedga chaduvu


aat,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t, taa t,t,t,t,t,t aa t,t,t,t,t,t verry chala baga 'tea' ammuthunnav
keep it up ;;;;

→ Modern poem:
chitti chilukamma lover tittinda
bar ki vellava bear konnava
frize lo pettava gutukkana mingava
kikku ekkinda? Kakkukunnava.. gud nit

→ Pilichina ranantava,sms cheyanantava, busy ga unnanantava ooo,phone kuda cheyyanantava...., samayam kadantava, balance ledantava frnduu.

→ >----> >---->
Po banam po naku msg pampani valla brain lo poi guchu.

<---< <----< ye enti thirigi vachav?

?

?
Sorry boss valla ki brain ledu.

→ Nuvvu Maa Colony Ki Cycle Meeda Ravali Konchem Navvali, Konchem Siggu Padali, Konchem Bhaya Padali, Inka Gatti Gattiga aravali "Pata Samaanulu Kontam"Ani.

→ Matalalo cheppalenidi..,
bhavalalo chupalenidi..,
naa chinni guppetlo
dachina ni sneham enta
goppadi? Ani adigite....
Vivarinchaleni maunam medi.

→ Alai thakina nee sneham kalai karigenenduko?
Kantiki kanapadani neevu kalatha niduralo kalavai vastavenduko?

→ nirmalamaina nee navvu niswarthamaina nee sneham ante naku entho istam
nuvvu na eduruga unna lekunna na hrudayamlo eppatiki nilichi untav

→ Bhasha kanna goppadi bhavam....
Bhavam kanna goppadi abhimanam....
Abhimanam kanna goppadi aasha....
Aasha kanna goppadi aanandam....
Aanandam gaa undali neevu kalakaalam oh! nestam....

→ Suryunitho pamputhuna abhimanapu kiranani.....
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Chiru gaalulatho pamputunanu aaradhana raagaanni.....
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Ee sms ni pamputhunna neevu sadaa anadamga vundalani.....

→ Neevu dooraanna vunna,
Naa daggaraga vunnavanna bhaavana...
Enduko telusa!Neevunnadi
Naa talapullo kaadu naa swaasaloe...

→ Alalaku telusu odduku cheraalani.
Pakshiki telusu gutiki cheraalani.
Naa manasuki telusu ninnu cheraalani...

→ BUMPER OFFER!
Naku sms panpandi & win:
Benz car photo,
29” atta petti,
Malaysia velle plane ki tata chepai avakasam,
Enka natho dinner me entlo... Hurry up!

→ Meeku 57'va telugu akshram telusa?
Leda?
Ayite ikkada choodu
Kinda
Kinda
Inka kinda
Inka inka
Inka
Inka
Inka
Inka
Ye school lo chadivavu babu,
57'va akshram Telugu lo?

→ .
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Message choosava? Chukkalu kanipinchaya? Nato pettunkunte anthey!!

→ Messages levu...
Phone ledu...
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu...
Naaku tension gaa vundi...
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?

→ Adi 1950
June 7 Monday,
Ardha raatri
Time 12:12
Oori bayata,
samashanam
daggara
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
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Telusukoni em pikutahv?
Musukuni Paduko!

→

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Em chusthunnavu
em pani paata leda?
Chusindi chalu gaani avi "Domalu"
Allout Pettukoni Paduko

→ "Figure" lekunte college waste,
Suger lekunte coffee waste,
Moon lekunte sky waste,
Love lenkute life waste,
Inka Nuvvu lekunte ZOO waste
Thondaraga vellu!
, Jagruthi!

→ Press down.....
Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu...
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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi.
Riftlu raavu.
Ye oorumandi??

→ 7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda.
Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla oka maanchi lover dorikithe,
E SMS chadivevallaki gundu kottistha.

→ 6 pigs were sitting in a drainage.
A boy threw a stone at them.
5 pigs ran away.
But one pig was sitting.
Why?
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Balupu(neelage)

SAD SHAYARI SMS 2

Kafi hai sapne dil ko behlaane ke liye,
Mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
Chahe bhale rakhna pade gam se vaasta
Ek dost rakhna sab gam bhulaane ke liye



Suraj ki har kiran roshni de aapko,
Phoolon ki har kali khushboo de aapko,
Hum toh kuch dene ke kaabil nahi
Dene wala har khushi de aapko



Ho sakta hai ki baarish ke baad aasmaan neeli na ho,
Ho sakta hai ki dhoop ke baad sarson peeli na ho,
Magar ye kaise ho sakta hai ki,
Aapki yaad aaye aur aankhen geeli na ho....!"



"Har karz dosti ka adaa kaun karega,
Hum hi nahi honge to dosti kaun karega,
Aey Khuda mere doston ko salaamat rakhna,
Warna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega..."



Koi ankhon ankhon mein baat kar leta hai
Koi ankhon ankhon mein mulakaat kar leta hai
Bada mushkil hota hai jawaab dena jab koi
Khamosh reh kar sawaal kar leta hai!



Paani mein patthar na maaro,
Koi aur bhi peeta hai,
Jindgi jeena hai to muskura ke jiyo,
Tumhe dekhkar koi aur bhi jeeta hai......!"



Suna hai nazar milaane se badi takleef hoti hai,
Suna hai dil lagane se badi takleef hoti hai,
Yoon to haal pe mere muskurate hai sabhi,
Par tere muskarane se badi takleef hoti hai.



Mein tumhare liye sab kuch karta..
Magar mujhe kaam tha......
Mein tumhare liye doob ke marta...
Magar mujhe zukham tha



Nigaahein aapki pehchaan hain humari,
Muskurahat aapki shaan hai humari,
Rakhna hifajat tum apni,
Kyonki saanse aapki jaan hai humari



Chand lamhe saath tere guzarna chahta tha
Taqdeer ke lakiro ko yun badalna chahata tha
Zamane ki gardish mein simat gayi zindagi meri
Warna main to tumhe apna banana chahata tha



Tumhe apne dil mein basaye rakhta hoon ,
Aur duniya ko bhulaye rakhta hoon .
Tumhe meri nazar na lag jaye,
Isliye apni nazrein jhukaye rakhta hoon .



Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
Koi mil gaya to koi bichad gaya,
Jinhe manga ta duwao main,
Vo kisi aur ko bin mange hi mil gaya.



Badi aasani se dil lagaye jaate hai,
Par badi mushkil se vaade nibhaye jaate hai.
Le jaati hai mohabbat un rahon pe
Jahan diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hai

SAD SHAYARI MESSAGES

Kehta Hai Dil Thahar Ja Aai Waqt,
Do Pal Mujhe Bhi Muskurane De,
Zindagi Me Gam Jo Mila,
Usse Kisi Ki Pyar Se Mita Ne De...


Todkar dil ae mere humnashi
Tu muskurane ki koshish na kar,
Yaad chahe kar na kar mujhe gum nahi,
Par bhul jaane ki mujhe koshish na kar. ...


Muddat hui koi shakhs rulane nahi aaya,
Inn jalti hui aankhon ko bujhane nahi aaya,
Kehti thi saath jiyenge saath marenge,
Rutha tha ek roj aaj tak manane nahi aaya ...


Chahne se koi chiz apni nahi hoti,
Har Muskurahat khushi nahi hoti,
Kehna toh chahte hai hum bahut kuch magar,
Kabhi Alfaaz toh kabhi Zubaan saath nahi hoti… ...


Inkaar ko Ikraar kehta hain,
Khamoshi ko Izhaar kehte hain,
Kya Dastoor hai iss Duniya ki dekho,
Ek Dhokha hai jise sab Pyaar kehte hain…


Mujhse to yeh chand bhalla jaise sitaro ka sath mila
Kehne ko sub kuch pass hai mere, tanha raat me didare-yaar na Mila
Chandani Raaton me apane chand ka didar mangata hun
Ye meri Tanha raat Tujhse apna Bichada Pyar mangata hun ..


Zindagi ke udaas kagaz pe,
Dil ka paigham likhne wala tha,
Roshni bikhar gayee warna,
Tera hi naam likhne wala tha..


Kahin chand asman men kho gaya
Kahin chandani bhi bhtak gaya
Main charagh wo bhi bhuja hua
Mera pyar najane kahan mujhse bichhad gaya...


Humse Jo Bhi Milte Hain,
Woh Apne Khayalon Main Khus Rehtein Hain,
Socha Tha Hum bhi Kuchh Apni Sunayen,
Par Woh Apni Sunakar Chale Jaate Hain....


Meri SHAYARI Chali Shahar Main BENAAM Ho Kar,
Kuch Anjan HASEENO Ke Paigam Le Kar,
MEHBOOB Ke Labo Ko Chu Kar Wo SURKH ho Gayi,
Lauti To APNA Hi IK Naya Naam Le Kar....!!!!


Aap kya jaano kya hoti hai tanhayi
Toote hue patte se poocho kya hoti hai judaai
Yun bewafai ka ilzaam na do
Is waqt se poocho ki kis pal aapki yaad nahi aayi


Ek hi nazar mein aap hamare mehmaan ban gaye
Do baatein kya ki saara jahaan ban gaye
Pass rehkar bhi log hamare ban na sake
Door rehkar bhi aap hamari jaan ban gaye


Chale Jayenge Aap Ke Gulshan Se Murjaye Phool Bankar,
Beh Jayenge Aap Ki Aaakho Se Ansu Ban Kar,
Aaj Aap Ke Pass Mere Liye Fursat Nahi,
Yaad Karoge Jab Reh Jayenge Yaad banker…..!!!


Jaam tutne ka bahana na kar,
Hum to teri aakhon se pee lenge,
Tu mat aa lakin aane ka wada to kar,
Hum tere intjar mein jee lenge......


Chale jao ge Beshak Meri Zindgi Se,
Magar Iss Dil se Kis Tarah jaoge,
Aayegi Jab Meri Yaad Aansu bahaoge,
Chahoge Mujse Milna, Par Mil Na Paoge,
Agar Puchega Koi Mere Bare Main,
Galti Meri Bataoge,
Honge Tumhari Mehfil main Sabhi,
Magar Hume Nahi paoge,
Mehfil Main Reh Kar Bhi Tanha Ho Jaoge,
Socho Ge Jab Bhi Mere Bare Main,
To Phir Pachtaoge,
Meri Nazar Main Phir BEWAFA Kehlaoge,
Mana Ki Bana Longe Hazzar Dost......
Magar Hume Kahan Se Laooo Ge...????


Wo Chand jaise Aasman Main Chamakte rahe,
Hum Raat Bhar Unki Chamak Main Khoye rahe,
Jante The Kabhi Na Pa Sakenge Unhe,
Phir Bhi Har Dua Main Unhi Ko Mangte Rahe.....!!!!


seetaro ko aakho main mahfooj kar lo
ki kahi dur phir aadhi raat hogi
musaafir hai hum bhi , musaafir ho tum bhi
phir na jaane kab kis mod par mulaakat hogi

DOSTI SMS

Illumination
A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of ur friendship.
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Sweet SMS
A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is u.
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Coin
A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I smsed u, but it's okay because I got u.
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Open My Heart
If you open my heart, guess what u r gonna see? It's U. True friends are hard to find so I kept u.
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A Friend
What is a friend? She looks out 4 u, inspires u, laughs with u, cries with u, understands u, guides u and walks with u. That's what a friend is... u.
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How Long
How long shall v b friends? Do u want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry & till the day I die. We will b friends.
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Cares
I might run out of cute graphics to send u, but I'll never run out of this: care 4 u.
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Friends
A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when u r lonely, a guide when u r searching, a smile when u r sad, a song when u r glad.
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I'll B There 4 U
When ur down, I'll be there to cheer u up. When ur tired, I'll be there to lift u up. I'll be ur friend no matter what!
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Mango
Friends are like mango... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mango in U!
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Always in My Heart
Time & distance are important between friends. When a friend is in ur heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure u, u are always in my heart!
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I Won't
50 years from now, I'd be so old I might forget u. I might not remember ever knowing u, or might forget I once cared for u. I might.. but I won't.
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I Cherish You
Do u ever recall the first day we met? R first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'd cherish u.
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Nice To Remember
Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But u are remembered because u r so nice to remember. Take care.
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As Long as I Live
I won't promise to be ur friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be ur friend as long as I live.
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A Perfect Friend
I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make u smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for u.
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Thanks
Thank you for touching my life in ways u may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like u - a precious gift from God!
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Never Lose True Friends
I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but v never lose true friends.
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I'll Cry With You
If one day u feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make u laugh, but I'm willing to cry with u.
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One Friend
1 tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. 1 touch can show u care, one friend can make life worth living 4.
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Diamonds
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real & rare. False friends r like leaves... they r scattered everywhere.
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If
If u need advice, text me... If u need a friend, call me... If u need me, come to me... If u need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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Like a Computer
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
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My Best Friends
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
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Trust
We gain & lose things every day. But trust me on 1 thing: U WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always b there as a friend!
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True Friend
A true friend is someone who reaches for ur hand & touches ur heart.

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Ring is Rund
A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be ur friend.
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Friendship Between Us
A friend is never a coincidence in ur life, they r meant to enter ur life to bring u joy & laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
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Stars
Friends r like stars. u can't always see them, But u know they are always there 4 you...
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Older & Better
Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
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ME
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about u?
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1st step
If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, u can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for u.
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Rules
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free ur heart from hatred; Free ur mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
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Dear Friends
Side by side or miles apart, dear friends r always close 2 the heart.
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Best Friend
A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about u, yet still manages to like u anyway.
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Tolerate
A true friend is one who overlooks ur failures and tolerates ur successes.
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Sun
Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.
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Books
Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
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Encircle
The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
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Friendship and a Rose
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
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God's Angels
Wherever u go, whatever u do, may God's angels watch over u.
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Silver & Gold
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
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I Miss My Friend
My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of 4 years....Oh how I miss my friend.
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Lack of Friendship
Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
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Feel Best
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never 4gets us.
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Chocolate
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u r a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
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I'm Your Friend
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm ur friend!
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The Best is U
There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.
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Wish U Were Here
On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and think of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish, dat u were here!
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Friendship Has No End
Stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i hope r friendship has no end.
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Sometimes
Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!

TODAYS BEST FRIENDSHIP MESSAGES

Friendship is not a Game to Play
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

Moon said to me to leave your friend
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

Age appears to be best in some things
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep

God picked up a flower
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

To live a life
To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

True friends r like morning
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

Make 1000's friends
Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

6 rules to be HAPPY
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Never abandon old friends.
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

ill always value u deep within my heart!
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

If friends were flowers
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

Friendship is sweet when it’s new
Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

LOVE SMS MESSAGES

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.
~ by Josiah G. Holland ~


What we need to know about loving is no great mystery. We all know what constitutes loving behavior; we need but act upon it, not continually question it. Over-analysis often confuses the issue and in the end brings us no closer to insight. We sometimes become too busy classifying, separating, and examining, to remember that love is easy. It's we who make it complicated.
~ by Leo Buscaglia ~


Romantic love reaches out in little ways, showing attention and admiration. Romantic love remembers what pleases a woman, what excites her, and what surprises her. Its actions whisper: you are the most special person in my life.
~ by Charles Stanley ( A Man's Touch) ~


From every human being there rises a light that reaches straight to heaven. And when two souls that are destined to be together find each other, their streams of light flow together, and a single brighter light goes forth from their united being.
~ by Unknown ~


It is the things in common
that make relationships enjoyable,
but it is the little differences
that make them interesting.
~ by Todd Ruthman ~


Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself.
~ by Leo Buscaglia ~


My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key.
~ by Frederick Saunders ~


The heart is the place where we live our passions. It is frail and easily broken, but wonderfully resilient. There is no point in trying to deceive the heart. It depends upon our honesty for its survival.
~ by Leo Buscaglia (Born For Love) ~


There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.
~ by George Sand ~


Love is an act of endless forgiveness
A tender look which becomes a habit.
~ by Peter Ustinov ~


The most wonderful of all things in life is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a growing depth, beauty and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvellous thing; it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of divine accident, and the most wonderful of all things in life.
~ by Sir Hugh Walpole ~


Love means to commit oneself without guarantee, to give oneself completely in the hope that our love will produce love in the loved person. Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.
~ by Erich Fromm ~


Think about it, there must be higher love
Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above
Without it, life is a wasted time
Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine.
~ by Steve Winwood ~


Love does not consist in gazing at each other
but in looking together in the same direction.
~ by Antoine de Saint-Exupery ~


You come to love not by finding the perfect person,
but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
~ by Sam Keen ~


Love is always bestowed as a gift --
freely, willingly, and without expectation....
We don't love to be loved; we love to love.
~ by Leo Buscaglia ~


Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.
~ by Elbert Hubbard ~


The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness which becomes at times almost insupportable.
~ by Victor Hugo ~


Inside the heart of each and every one of us there is a longing to be understood by someone who really cares. When a person is understood, he or she can put up with almost anything in the world.
~ by Rev Ed Hird ~


True happiness and a fullness of joy can be found only in the tender and intimate relationships of the family. However earnestly we may seek success and happiness outside the home through work, leisure activities, or large bank accounts, we will never be fully satisfied emotionally until we develop deep and loving relationships.
~ by James J. Jones Ph.D. ~


Opposites attract, but after marriage, opposites attack. Most of the time, we are attracted to people who don't have the things that we have. Incompatibility is why we get married, but it's also used as a reason to divorce.
Incompatibility is just a lack of communication. If we just try to love [our spouse] the way we want to be loved, we are in trouble. Unless you communicate, it's difficult to know how to love another person.
~ by Dr. Charles Lowery ~


True love begins when nothing is looked for in return.
~ by Antoine De Saint-Exupery ~


In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
~ by Janos Arany ~


Just because someone doesn't love you
in the way you want them to,
doesn't mean that they don't love you
with all they've got.
~ by Author unknown ~


Love withers with predictability; its very essence is surprise and amazement. To make love a prisoner of the mundane is to take its passion and lose it forever.
~ by Leo Buscaglia ~


Smile at each other, smile at your wife,
smile at your husband, smile at your children,
smile at each other--it doesn't matter who it is--
and that will help you to grow up in greater love
for each other.
~ by Mother Teresa ~


A man falls in love through his eyes,
a woman through her ears.
~ by Woodrow Wyatt ~


Love knows no reasons,
love knows no lies.
Love defies all reasons,
love has no eyes.
But love is not blind,
love sees but doesn't mind.
~ by Author unknown ~


Love is sometimes denied, sometimes lost,
sometimes unrecognized, but in the end,
always found with no regrets, forever valued
and kept treasured.
~ by Unknown ~


Sometimes we let affection,
go unspoken,
Sometimes we let our love
go unexpressed,
Sometimes we can't find words to tell
our feelings,
Especially towards those
we love the best.
~ by Author unknown ~


The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.
~ by Pearl S. Buck ~


Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
~ by 1 Corinthians 13:4-7 ~


All love that has not friendship for its base,
is like a mansion built upon the sand.
~ by Ella Wheeler Wilcox ~


Love is the emblem of eternity: it confounds all notion of time: effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end.
~ by Germaine De Stael ~


Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
~ by Samuel Lover ~


The life and love we create is the life and love we live.
~ by Leo Buscaglia ~


Love looks through a telescope; envy through a microscope.
~ by Josh Billings ~


For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.
~ by Ivan Panin ~


Love puts the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in the heart.
~ by Anonymous ~


A goal, a love and a dream give you total control over your body and your life.
~ by John Wayne Schlatter ~

ROMANTIC SMS FOR URE VALENTINE

8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you


I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest


if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...


it is hard to talk when your in love because when i look into your beautiful i get my breath taken away

R.for red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love, love for u ,u for me, me is u , I love u


Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur voice so softly dat whispers i'm ur's 4ever b mine my baby "I LOVE U"


i'll drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day i find that tear drop is the day i stop loving u!


baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but I always tell the m i dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU


one day the moon sed 2 me, if ur lover makes u cry why dont you leave ur lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would u every leave ur sky?


When u feel alone just look at the spaces between ur fingers remeber that in those spaces u can c my fingers locked with urs 4ever!!!


There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.

There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.


Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!


Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.


If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together!


Minsan caring is better than loving. Minsan tea is better than coffee. Minsan smile is better than laughter. Pero nobody is better than you.


There is night so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so I can appreciate love.


You look great today. How did I know? Because you look great everyday.


What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it you.


What is love? It is what makes your cell phone ring every time I send text messages.


If love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes, then I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.


I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.


Press down if you miss me. Talaga? Sweet mo naman. You really miss me huh? Still pressing down. Impressed na ako, ha? Sobrang miss na yan. Well, I miss you too.


Some people were born with talents. They can do beautiful things with their skills, knowledge and technology. But no one is as talented as you. You just come near, and there is already beauty.


A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman. You're such a lady to me.


To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget this text, but not the sender.


When situation gets you down, remember there's Someone in Heaven who loves you and watches over you and there's someone on Earth who cares… I do.


Cell phones can be irritating sometimes. You always have to reload, recharge every now and then. Messages are delayed. But there's one thing I love about it. It connects me to you!


Words begin with ABC. Numbers begin with 123. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with you and me!


Rain and sunshine do not always come together. Night and day never coincide. But you and I, whatever they say, is for me the perfect match.
When I dream, I dream of you...maybe one day, dreams will come true.


There is an ocean between us. Forests and mountains keep us apart. I may not be superman, but give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my love. Have you received it?

If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining, always new, of all the days that I have lived, I'd pick the moment I met you.


I'm on a mission to get over you, in other words mission impossible.


I wish I'd be a tear in your eye to roll down your cheek and end up with your lips but I never wish you'd be a tear in my eye for I would lose you every time I cry.


When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there. Hope we can be like that. We don't always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.


I may run out of message to text you. I may run out of jokes too. I may also run out of battery or even a peso but my heart won't run out of space for you!


You'll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person, your heart breaks into pieces and just a quick "Hello" from that person can bring the broken pieces back.


Love. All my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it.


Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I'm a genius!


When the time comes I can't smile anymore, don't worry about me, I know what to do. I'll just stare at one corner and think of you. No one else could make me happy like the way you do.


There's a love that only you can give, a smile that only your lips can show, a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, and a life of mine that you alone can complete.


Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.


Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!


If I had the letters "HRT", I can add "EA" to get a "HEART" or a "U" and get "HURT". But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".


You may never see how much I care for you. You may never hear how much I treasure you. You may never feel how much I miss you. Coz only here in my heart can you see them true.


There are 4 steps to happiness: 1. you, 2. me, 3. our hearts, 4. together!


If kisses were water, I'd give you the ocean. If hugs were leaves, I'd give you a forest. If love were space, I'd give you a galaxy. If friendship were life, I'd give you mine for free.


It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes I'm not. But it's easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.


It's hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that's what you call you and I.


If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.


Roses are red, violets are blue. I am waiting to hear from a cute guy like you.


They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.


Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing? And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly... Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever.


They told me I could do anything if I put my mind into it. Yet no matter how hard I try in all that I do, I just can't take my mind off you.


My biggest reward is to see you smile, know you are happy, and feel you are loved. I know life is sometimes cruel, but that's why I'm here, to show you that life can be good when somebody cares.


I always think of you, but I always fail to know the reason why. Is there something else I should know about you? But there is one thing that I know is true. That life will always be sad without you.


Hatred infects the mind; love dissolves it. You dissolve my mind.


Don't say you love me unless you really mean it cause I might do something crazy like believe it.


I'm afraid to close my eyes coz I might think of you. I'm afraid to open them coz I might see you. I'm afraid to move my lips coz I might speak of you. I'm afraid to listen coz I might hear my heart fall for you.


I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.

Caring for someone is easy but making someone care for you is hard. Now I keep wondering how did you make it so easy for me to care for you.


Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm your last option, I just don't want you to cry alone.


I don't want to say I miss you, though deep inside I do, coz I'm afraid you might see thru and know how much fear I have of losing someone like you.


If love can be avoided simply by closing our eyes, I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.


I wish one day you will miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me, you won't find me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I'm missing you right now.


If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I'd choose "V" so I can be next to "U"; if you could be any note, I wish you're "RE" so your always beside "ME"!


Whatever you do, I'll walk with you. Hoping that your every dream would come true. Anytime, anywhere, I'll always be there. Wishing you love and happiness because I care.


The spaces between our fingers were created so that another person's fingers could fill them in. Hope you'll find your dream hand to hold you forever.


Every part of me wants you, maybe because I was made just for you!


When you love someone, draw a circle around their name instead of a heart coz hearts can be broken but circles never end.


Nobody tells fish to swim, birds to fly, cows to moo, dogs to bark - they just do. Just like nobody tells me to remember you. I just do!


If you were a wound inside my heart, I'd rather leave it there with all the pain locked inside than leave it without a trace of you.


Whenever you feel blue, I will be there for you. Whenever you are sad, I will stay by your side. Whenever you need someone to love, I will always be there for you to have.


They can recycle paper till it's as good as new, reproduce cans and jars and old bottles too, but they can never recycle another person as wonderful as you.


I hate when you smile at me because you make me crazy about you. I hate when you talk to me because you make me run out of words. I hate you when I see you because you make me love you more.


What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?


To be disturbed by the beep of your phone only means that somehow, somewhere, somebody is thinking of you and at this very moment, that's me. Take care always.


A person you love is an extension of yourself. Without it, you're not complete so better take care of yourself because I don't want to lose a part of me.


I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't coz even if I close them I could still see you.


Every time I hear my text tone, I always hope one of them is from you. My cell phone may have limited memory space but my heart has unlimited space for someone like you.


I have you! If you hate me, shoot me with an arrow, but please not on the heart coz that's were you are!


Someone asked what makes people happy. Some said wealth and some said fame. I was thinking about this when my cell phone beeped and received a text from you. Then, I smiled and said: "This makes me happy."


You're like a target that I always try to aim at. How I wish I could aim you at the heart. But every time I fail, I feel so sad. You know why? It's because I always end up missing you.


It was a simple crush, done and over with, then you looked at me.


Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love...I saw you.


I'll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can't lend you my heart coz it already belongs to you.


Why do birds fall from the sky every time you walk by? Maybe because like me they want to be near you!


If I get takot, would you hawak me tight? If I gawa something mali, would you make it right? If I build an apoy, would you bantay the flame? If I sabi I miss u, would you ramdam the same?


Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded text mate, in sickness or in health, through metering or not, till low bat do us part?


Someone once asked me, "Have you ever fallen in love?" Then I answered, "Of course, once." Then they asked me another question: "Did it hurt?" I thought of you and told them "Yes, very much".


You must be a thief coz you stole my heart. You must be tired coz you're always running through my mind. And maybe I'm a bad shooter coz I keep missing you.


I asked God for a rose and He gave me a garden. I asked God for a drop of water and He gave me an ocean. I asked God for an angel and He gave me you!


I have heard from the phone company, the water company, the electric company, but haven't heard from you. Too bad, it's your company I love the most.


If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder and hold you close to me and answer with a smile: "Like this!"


If only one star would fall every time I miss you, then all the stars in heaven would be gone. Don't wonder if there are no stars tonight! It's your fault coz you made me miss you a lot.


Life may sometimes be a rough road to walk on where everything seems wrong. But don't give up. Just go on coz when you think you're all alone, look back and you'll find me walking along.


They say as long as at least one person cares for you, life isn't a waste. So when things go terribly wrong, and you feel like giving up, please remember you still got me.


True love is hard to find, special one, one of a kind. I know because it appeared to me on a strange day I met you.


I've been wondering why you're not texting... Multiple Choice:
a. busy
b. dedma
c. tired
d. thrifty
e. want me to miss you.



While you gave her flowers, you gave me thorns. While all she did was smile, all I did is mourn. While she was so happy, I felt so blue. Because while you loved her, I was loving you.


An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much coz there's no reason not to.


First time I saw you, I was scared to touch you. First time I touched you, I was scared to kiss you. First time I kissed you, I was scared to love you. But now that I love you, I'm scared to lose you!


If love is a disease then I'm very ill. But I would not want medicine and won't take any pill. I would instead suffer this illness and be bedridden with joy of knowing you.


I will walk with you side by side for only one condition: hide your wings every time we walk together because the whole world might know that you're my angel!


Each of us is an angel with one wing. The only way we could fly is to hold each other and share wings. So if you have trouble flying, I will always share mine with you.


I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?


Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life.


A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of you..See! I just did. Take care.


You greeted me hi, I didn't reply. You gave me a sweet smile, I responded with a sigh. You showed me your love, you received a shrug. But when you bid goodbye I began to cry.


there was an headcount of angels in heaven, pandemonium strucked discoverin dat an angel is missing, pls call heaven & tell dem ur safe wit me,my sweet angel


I am in da emergency room now talk'n to da doctor he says it doesn't look good he says I am going to die... If I ever stop loving YOU!


Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1


Thought of u 2day,dats not new,thought of u yesterday + da day b4 2, ill think of u 2mor + my whole life thru & ill think of u 4eva coz i think da world of U


I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.


A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!


Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine!


i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style.Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!


As I lie awake in my bed.All sorts of thought run through my head,Like why do I love u as much as I do.den I realise its because u r u!


there was an headcount of angels in heaven,pandemonium strucked discoverin dat an angel is missin,pls call heaven &tell dem ure safe wit me,my sweet angel


I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!


I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face No1 will ever take your place


A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise


Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!


wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!


Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated
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LABELS: LOVE SMS, ROMANTIC SMS, VALENTINE DAY SMS
MONDAY, JANUARY 29, 2007

Miss u SMS Messages - Part 2
I miss u in every beats of my heart, in every blink of my eyes, in every second of
time and in every moments of the day.



Hum aap ko itna yaad kerte hain jitna aap hame yaad kerte hain.Firq sirf itna hai keh hum yaad kerke SMS kerte hain aap SMS perh ker yaad kerte hain.



ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST VWXYZ
DID I FORGET ANY CHARACTER
YEAH
I MISS U



Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was...
"noh ss!w !"
It didn't made sense until u read it upside down



i miss u itna
u miss me jitna
i miss u tabse
u miss me jabse
i miss u tab tak
u miss me jab tak
u miss me na janay kab tak
but i miss u murtey dam tak



Tum nahi aaye lekin,
Tumhari yaad chali aai hai.
Kal tum hamare saath the,
Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai.



Dil mein tumhari tasveer,
Aankhon mein aasoono ke mele hai.
Tumhe kya battain
Tum bin kitne akele hain.



HUM MAIN HI THI KOI BAAT YAAD NA TUM KO AASAKE, TUM NE HUMAIN BHOLA DYA HUM NA TUMHAIN BHOLA SAKE...



Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi



I may not talk Dat much 2 u but u’ll find me waiting, every minute jus 2 listen, 2 every piece of ur hrt saying!
I MISS U DEAR....



I heared some whisper ur name,
but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U !


TUJH MEIN AUR TERI YAAD MAIN BAS FARQ HA ITNA . TU TOU BEWAQT AATI HAI YAAD HAR WAQT AATI HA



I
M
I
S
S
...
U
...
V
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M
U
C
H
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missing u is only da half story hope
da other half is U
MISS me too.....



Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'I Miss You'



There are 6 Billlion peoples in da world but i don know why i keep on missing *U* may be becoz 5,999999999 Cant Replace a Single *U*



When daylight turns to a darkened hue,
The lovely stars hinting at you,
ur heart beat tells you something true,
That some 1 badly missing you!!



9 lessons in life:
learn to care
learn to smile
learn to cry
learn to give
learn to forgive
learn to share
learn to trust
learn to love
.
n learn to say
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u miss me




"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite.



Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!



I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry



The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.



jA mere SMS JA MERE SWEET DOST K PAS JA .... DHEERE SE JANA ...SHOR MAT MACHANA .. BZY HO TO..KUCH MAT KEHNA FREE HOGA TOW.... PYAR SE MISS U KEHNA....



If you feel tired and Pain in ur legs...
Its Just because you come and go Many times in my Mind, miss You !!



I sent my cares 2 the wind n asked the wind to pass them 2 u,
when u feel the wind blowing against ur face
thatz ME saying....
Take Good Care,
I MISS U........



Delete Message?
No,
no Wait!
B'coz.........
I wana say somethng thats only 4 you

( )" " "( ) ( )""*( )
("( 'o' ) ( 'o' )")

" I MISS YOU"




Every time I say 'how are you?' my heart says 'I care for you.'. Everytime I ask 'how have you been?' my heart whispers 'I miss you'



woke up with tears in my eyes i keep on wondering why? and i realize...
that's because i'm missing a nice and true friend like you...



I Looked at my back, I thought I saw u. i Listened eaGerly cOz i thought I hearD u,but NO u were not there. This made me realized only one thing..Damn! I misS u!



Sometimes, I 4get 2 say hi.
Sumetimes, I even miss 2 reply.
Sumetimes, my msg doesn't reach u.
I'm just giving u time 2 miss me!



u must b a great runner bcoz u r always running in my mind.........but i m a bad shooter bcoz i MISS U ALWAYS....



Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
In the Mean Time
I Miss U All The Time



Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.



Someone misses you so much, its not your family nor your relatives. Its not even your bestfriend nor your closests pal. Its just the simple ordinary me, who misses the extraordinary.



My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!



2 DA WORLD U MAY B JUST PERSON BUT 2 1 PERSON U MAY B DA WORLD!!



I miss u in every beats of my heart,in every blink of my eyes,in every second of time and in every moments of the day.



I've been wondering why you're not texting... Multiple Choice: a. busy b. dedma c. tired d. thrifty e. want me to miss you.



If only one star would fall every time I miss you, then all the stars in heaven would be gone. Don't wonder if there are no stars tonight! It's your fault coz you made me miss you a lot.



You must be a thief coz you stole my heart. You must be tired coz you're always running through my mind. And maybe I'm a bad shooter coz I keep missing you.



You're like a target that I always try to aim at. How I wish I could aim you at the heart. But every time I fail, I feel so sad. You know why? It's because I always end up missing you.



It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes I'm not. But it's easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.



You'll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person, your heart breaks into pieces and just a quick "Hello" from that person can bring the broken pieces back.



Press down if you miss me
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So U Miss Me
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Ok You Can Stop
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Well, I miss you too.






When im not messaging or calling u,u don’t think im not missing u but im giving u chance 2 miss me.


To b disturbed by the beep of ur mobile only means that some how some where some how some one is thinking you .and this moment its me missing u always



sumtimes i frgt 2 say hi,sumtimes i frgt 2 reply,sumtimes my msg doesnt rch u,bt it doesnt mean i frgt u.im just gvng u time to miss me



In my life I learned how? 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldnt learn how.. 2 stop Missing You!



Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you & I Miss U!



I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. Miss U!



The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you!
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LABELS: FRIENDSHIP SMS, LOVE SMS, MISS YOU SMS, ROMANTIC SMS
Love SMS Messages
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

True luv is hard 2 find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the luv inside of me is true. It appeared the day i met you!

I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden. i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean. i asked God 4 an angel & he gave me u!

I believe that God above created u for me to luv. he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!

If i died or went sumwhere far i'd write ur name on every star so everyone could look up n see u mean the world 2 me.

One day youll ask me: whats more important to you, me or your life? ill say my life and youll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life.

If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer, you can't buy Love... but you can pay heavily.

Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver.

You need Money to call someone Honey.

My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.

We can see more Grafitti's in girls toilet , WHY ?
Because their both hands are free.

Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive...

It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.

It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.

Cherish the person you love, never tell lies or attempt to hurt them because you won't know how important they are until they are out of your life...

Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time...

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???

Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like, Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u fAll iN love...

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...

I håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...

Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

WOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...

No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.

People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not

Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; love like you can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow.

LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD - ThE DeEpEr yOu FaLL iN iT ThE HaRdeR iT iS tO GeT OuT.

You showed me how it is to be loved. Now I know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.

There's a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when U R gone. Mend me 2 ur side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, wat's simple is true, I love you.

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!